Dont Be A Fucking Dick Or Ill Kill You. Dont Push Your Luck Still Wishing For You

August 26, 2014

Something I did today that I enjoyed or that made me smile:
It was a pretty crappy day I had to go to my Great Uncle’s funeral. The only semi good thing was the food that we had because it was all some of my favorite foods from a restaurant. Other than that it was a shitty and long day

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the-angry-herbivore:

sha-nae-nae:

goldenwintersun:

Does anyone else find it odd that our society expects 14-year-old kids to know what jobs they will want for the rest of their lives, but doesn’t believe an adult woman when she says she doesn’t want to be a mother?

Thank you

HOYL FUCK ON A STICK. THIS. IS. SO.TRUE.

(via 1d-theboys)

26.Aug.14 11 hours ago
whats the difference between a bottom and a power bottom

hedlunds:

this

and this

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spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

(via pizza)

26.Aug.14 1 day ago

August 25, 2014

Something I did today that I enjoyed or that made me smile:
It was my last first day of high school. I felt like I looked very good today and I am very proud. I feel like I know no one in any of my classes which makes me very anxious. After school Haley, Kailey, Grace, Brianna, Jarred, my brother and I all went to Chick-Fil-A for lunch to celebrate our survival of the first day.

25.Aug.14 1 day ago
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