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“I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we’ll ever have, and I am in love with you.” -The Fault In Our Stars

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if youre younger but taller than me im arresting you

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: sigyn-loyalwifeofloki: thatguy1996: agentbartowski: steel-plated-hearts: some-stars: agentbartowski: At my apartment, we take leftover pizza very seriously. #i feel like this is what leftovers in the avengers’ shared fridge look like Nobody can figure out who’s stealing all the leftovers. They have a system, okay, and Bruce spent a lot of time on the color-coded sorting method, and you don’t take other people’s food, but someone is doing it. So, instead of mentioning to the others, as a rational team would do, they take matters into their own hands. Tony wants to make a complicated booby trap, but realizes just how badly Pepper will yell at him, so he just puts a complicated technological lock on the gold-tinted tupperware designated as his. Steve leaves a strongly worded note on the blue-tinted tupperware, with very detailed and specific threats. Pepper sees the note when getting milk for her coffee, and immediately decides to pretend she didn’t so she’s not liable if the threats are carried out. Natasha’s leftovers just vanish from the fridge, and nobody can figure out where she hid them. Clint mostly just sits in front of the fridge, glaring at anyone who dares to come near it. Bruce just leaves a sticky note: “Taking my food will make me angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry.” Thor balances Mjolnir on top of his food. Loki rigs his to explode if anyone besides him touches it. Come the next morning, it’s all gone. Every last scrap. Natasha’s is gone from wherever she hid it as well, if her stormy expression is anything to go by. Breakfast is awkward, to say the least.  “Okay, look,” Steve finally says. “Just whoever ate the food, fess up and we can move on.” Nobody says anything. *   *   *    “I put a camera up last night,” Tony says, dressing gown flowing behind him like a cape as he storms dramatically into the kitchen a few mornings later. “Now, we’ll finally know.” They crowd around the kitchen counter, staring intently at the monitor.  “Nothing, nothing,” Tony mutters, fast forwarding the tape. “Nothing, more nothing—hang on—” “Is that Coulson?” Natasha asks, incredulous.  “Goddamn, it is,” Steve says, shocked. “I think he’s sleepwalking.” They sit there in silence for a few minutes, watching Phil blatanly disregard their signs and disable their traps.  Finally, Bruce breaks the silence. “Was I the only one that didn’t know Phil lived here?” “No.” “Nope.” “Nay.” “I had no idea.” “Not a clue.” “I was not aware.” “Pepper!” Tony shouts. “Did you know Coulson lived here?” “He moved in three weeks ago,” Pepper says as she enters the kitchen. “For superheroes, you’re all fairly unobservant.” there’s fanfiction on my post i feel as if though i can cross this off my metaphorical bucket list … How did Phil remove Mjolnir from on top of the food? Phil is worthy to have the power of Thor, obviously. This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
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trillow:

“i’m the breadwinner in this family”, a man screams at his wife. “i won that bread in the competition all those years ago, don’t you fucking take that away from me.” his wife holds the mold covered bread above the open trashcan, staring him in the eye, daring him to make a move

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ohyeah-her: great-gallifrey: candyfromavan: theriffonassassin: Can we just talk about what a beautiful human being #candyfromavan is can we just can we can you are literally way too cute i love you more than anything guys this is Molly and she’s pretty much the greatest ever ok we make inappropriate jokes in history class go love her. I can’t get over how amazing and genius this is, I am forever going to carry around the 2 cups on a sting with me wherever I go
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misha-in-the-tardis-at221b: in-demigodishness-and-all-that: constitutionclass: england-made-a-spooky-blog-and: nega-che-chalaga: salt-water-chardonnay: latinagabi: thenoodledude: emergencysalsa: Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting 4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut. reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich. academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating. deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine. It got better Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut. This has officially become one of my favorite posts. I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT